Green Hell

dontstartlethewitch:

femmert15:

thaliaisaweirdo:

221bbagend:

doe-eyes:

murrehtrishoos:

blanketforyourshock:

completelycumberbatched:

jawnlovesjumpers:

cosmostrekker:

timeywimeyholmes:

no

because this is actually fucking true

this prick ass bitch

can

draw

act

pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel

and is like super shitting nice

and it pisses me off

and to add it all

he is gorgeous

the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes

YEAH JUST TOMATOES

UGH I HATE THIS MAN

Not only that, but he also:

Reads a significant amount

Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature

Can carry out urbane conversations

Is extraordinarily humble and modest

Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen

Is ginger.

Some more stuff to add on to the list:

his immense, extensive vocabulary

the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle

can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache

he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote?

Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.

And may I add, he can also

play piano

play violin

scuba dive

rock climb

ride motorbikes

and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.

oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.

and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen

DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)

I also heard he’s

a fucking fantastic lover

oh and stating the obvious

as was said before

this gorgeous piece of actor can

you know

actually act

not to mention he can do accents

but only if they are his native accent, American, or Rickman

speaking of Rickman, his impressions are so bad that they come full circle and become good again

and

he’s the biggest dork on the planet

and he makes that attractive

i’m sorry but ♥ seriously ♥

SO MANY REASONS

that in it of itself is a reason.

What about his sense of fashion!

He’s also a huge doctor who fan in case no one noticed, looks damn fine in any article of clothing, and humble enough to make jokes (hilarious ones) at his own expense

He is about as close to perfect as it’s possible to be. Can we please discuss:

an upper lip so perfect it looks as if it was carved by the GODS

the most dramatic and delicious cheekbones I’ve ever seen on a human

the fact he is over six feet tall

lean without being skinny

eyes that can’t figure out what color they want to be, so they are EVERY BEAUTIFUL COLOR IN EXISTENCE

a neck so long and gorgeous it defies description

(Source: violentthrill, via brainy-is-thenew-loki)